How to Pretend to Ignore Someone That You Have a Crush On

You do something else Clean your room. Go for a beer with a buddy. Nietzsche, Einstein, Feynman, Picasso, Hemingway. You text her something, then you wait. You fucking wait, you impatient troll.

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When your girlfriend tells you she loves you, and calls every hour to check on you, you feel stiff. You feel like dropping out of a relationship when she becomes too clingy. If you really want the best chance of getting your ex back, I highly recommend watching this random but crazy video: You break up with her, spend time with your best buds, but you feel something different. You feel a tug in your heart when you see her and she smiles at you like she has already moved on.

You realize that no one would ever willingly watch a chick flick with you and hold your hand other than him. Too bad you already broke up with him before you realized it.